biggerandlittler sent: "Just focus on me."

dear-spidey:

biggerandlittler:

dear-spidey:

"Mmmmmwha? …..Mom?"

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"…….So my team is fighting a dude with a fish bowl on his head who essentially wins by making everyone high….”

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"Pretty much, yeah. He’s a little tougher than that…. but mostly the drug thing."

"Seriously…?"

queerashouses:

biggerandlittler:

So I can see.

—But it’s all good! It’s kind of cool, actually..!

[ She offers a smile. ]

      Thanks.

[ They fly Cassie to the grounds of Avengers Academy. ]

      So, what brings you here?

I’m here to visit Uncl—er… Dr. Pym.

biggerandlittler sent: ((Shaming: I STILL haven't found a way to make Pokemon a reality.

stillmanlierthanyou:

IM GONNA HAVE A BANETTE AND IT’S GONNA BE AWFUL

…can it just not scare me? I’d rather not be scarred for life more than I already am.

looktotheants:

But Wanda *does* have a point here, Uncle Hank…

      —please tell me you don’t feel the same way Wanda does about Eric.

..Why shouldn’t I feel the same way? He’s rude and downright mean. He fights dirty and mocked my dad.

Anonymous sent: I stole Dad's Pym Particles and became a superhero.

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I can’t say I’m exactly ashamed of that one, really…

biggerandlittler sent: "Just focus on me."

dear-spidey:

biggerandlittler:

dear-spidey:

"Mmmmmwha? …..Mom?"

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"…Are you high…?”

Well, it’d explain why he thought she was a squid, and then a teddy bear

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"High? No I’m not– wait….. actually, that would explain a lot. Mysterio did do his spooky fog…… thing. That stuff usually screws with my head."

"…….So my team is fighting a dude with a fish bowl on his head who essentially wins by making everyone high….”

queerashouses:

biggerandlittler:

[ Okay, a stranger is offering a weird mode of transportation… So she climbs up onto it and holds onto her bad with one hand. ]

Alrighty then…!

      Oh, I should m-mention. I’m a student there.

      Hence the superpowers.

So I can see.

—But it’s all good! It’s kind of cool, actually..!

[ She offers a smile. ]

Give my character a “character shaming” label

askjackfire:

(i.e. ‘I ate all he cookies in the house and lied about it with crumbs over my face’)

biggerandlittler sent: "Just focus on me."

dear-spidey:

biggerandlittler:

dear-spidey:

"Mmmmmwha? …..Mom?"

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"Well, considering my hands aren’t tentacles, and I’m not a mutant squid… And since I don’t even know if squids are chatty with each other… I’m pretty sure this kind of, y’know, invalidates the whole squid thing.”

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"You’re right! You’re not a squid! Not anymore! Now you’re a giant fluffy teddy. How’d you do that? Also, can I have a hug?"

"…Are you high…?”

Well, it’d explain why he thought she was a squid, and then a teddy bear

biggerandlittler sent: "Just focus on me."

dear-spidey:

biggerandlittler:

dear-spidey:

"Mmmmmwha? …..Mom?"

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Wait, squi—he was serious about that? So she made a face in reply before quickly shaking her head. Did he have a concussion? Was he just crazyor…? “No, I’m Stature..! A living, breathing, human girl…!”

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"Sorry to break it to ya, but there is no way those tentacles are human. Are you like some kind of mutant squid, or something? Never heard a squid talk before– actually, I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a live squid, for all I know all you guys are chatterboxes.”

"Well, considering my hands aren’t tentacles, and I’m not a mutant squid… And since I don’t even know if squids are chatty with each other… I’m pretty sure this kind of, y’know, invalidates the whole squid thing.”

biggerandlittler sent: "Just focus on me."

dear-spidey:

biggerandlittler:

dear-spidey:

"Mmmmmwha? …..Mom?"

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"Um… no, that’s a car, Spider-Man…” She held up three fingers with her free hand. “How many fingers am I holding up…?”

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"What do you mean fingers? You’re a squid!” He squinted, trying to see through whatever it was he was hallucinating, but he wasn’t entirely convinced she wasn’t just a giant, talking squid-venger.

…..Okay, so maybe he had inhaled a bit too much of Mysterio’s gas.

Wait, squi—he was serious about that? So she made a face in reply before quickly shaking her head. Did he have a concussion? Was he just crazyor…? “No, I’m Stature..! A living, breathing, human girl…!”

biggerandlittler sent: "Just focus on me."

dear-spidey:

biggerandlittler:

dear-spidey:

"Mmmmmwha? …..Mom?"

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"Wait, a second, hey— I got you.” Cassie took a moment to wrap her arm around his waist and let him lean on her shoulder. “I told you, my team’s got it. I mean, we’ve beaten Kang the Conqueror, so they can handle this. Let’s just get you some kind of medical attention…”

…I’m pretty sure every girl in my school would kill me if I neglected to treat Spider-Man.

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"Is ‘medical attention’ a bed? If so, I think I see one right over there." He pointed to an overturned taxi. "Just gotta swim to it."

"Um… no, that’s a car, Spider-Man…” She held up three fingers with her free hand. “How many fingers am I holding up…?”

biggerandlittler sent: "Just focus on me."

dear-spidey:

dear-spidey:

"Mmmmmwha? …..Mom?"

biggerandlittler:

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"Did I– no…… maybe? I don’t remember." He dragged himself to his feet and stumbled back a few steps before steadying himself. "Where’s the…. the…. the thing? The guy, um….– why is everything so pink and fluffy all of the sudden? Is this marshmallow? Can I eat i– Mysterio! That’s his name! Where’d he go?”

"Wait, a second, hey— I got you.” Cassie took a moment to wrap her arm around his waist and let him lean on her shoulder. “I told you, my team’s got it. I mean, we’ve beaten Kang the Conqueror, so they can handle this. Let’s just get you some kind of medical attention…”

…I’m pretty sure every girl in my school would kill me if I neglected to treat Spider-Man.

biggerandlittler sent: "Just focus on me."

dear-spidey:

biggerandlittler:

dear-spidey:

"Mmmmmwha? …..Mom?"

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"….Okay, I’m a Young Avenger. But my dad was an Avenger and Tony knows ‘bout this and—

"…We should get you to a hospital. Can you get up or do I need to carry you…?"

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"No, don’t need a hospital, jus’ need a nap….."

"Oh geez—did you hit your head..? C’mon, let’s at least go get you somewhere safe; my team’s got it from here..”

Good thing they were both scrawny kids, so at least she had a better chance at helping him up and possibly carrying him.

photographicreflexes:

biggerandlittler:

photographicreflexes:

biggerandlittler:

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Now I remember…! ‘Cause didn’t I start yelling at you when I first saw you ‘cause I thought you were still the bad guy?

Security had a lot of fun with that…

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Yeah, that was about five minutes before you started scrapping with O’Grady because he was bad-mouthing your old man.

You’re a lot like him. You’ve got the same spark. I figured you for one of the ones I’d be able to make something of before the whole gig went to hell.

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I mean, I did learn while in the program. I learn obedience and how to be smarter with my powers while ‘round citizens—

But, no offense, I’m really glad I got out of there.

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Hey, it was just another job to me. Put a few extra steaks in the freezer and a new herbal jacuzzi in my beach-house…I never really saw it as a long-term thing.

Osborn’s money was the only thing that kept me there, and I was playing that fool like a violin long before the whole Asgard debacle, or even that secret Skrull invasion thing.

How could you do it for so long…? I mean, yeah, money is money, but… So many heroes—so many people were getting hurt by being part of it.